NY70701 - "Would you like to hear some music while you hold?"

NY70702 - "Mrs Hammond!. I'd know you anywhere from little Billy's portrait of you."

NY70703 - "I'm not asking you to change your spots. I'm just asking you to take out the garbage."

NY70704 - "On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog."

NY70705 - LASSIE! GET HELP!!

NY70706 - "The ringing in your ears - I think I can help."

NY70707 - "I couldn't resist - the second pair was free."

NY70708 - "I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

NY70709 - "I've done it again."

NY70710 - "Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

NY70711

NY70712 - "Hi, I'm the tooth fairy. Want to buy back some of your teeth?"

NY70713 - HUMAN ERROR AGAIN

NY70714 - "It's very important that you try very, very hard to remember where you electronically transferred Mummy and Daddy's assets."

NY70716 - "I'm sorry, dear. I wasn't listening. Could you repeat what you've said since we've been married?"

NY70717 - "I don't care if she is a tape dispenser. I love her."

NY70718 - "I think we overordered."

NY70719 - "Can I borrow those kittens for an hour? I want to freak out the people who had me spayed."

NY70720 - "I think, gentlemen, it's time to plan the annual picnic."

NY70721 - "We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

NY70722 - "Oops - I think I hit 'enter.'"

NY70723 - "Curiosity."

NY70725 - "Never, ever, think outside the box."

NY70726 - "The bunny did not get the job because the bunny is cute. The bunny got the job because the bunny knows WordPerfect."

NY70727 - "It may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

NY70729 - "Excuse me, may I see your invitation?"

NY70730 - "Meow, but don't quote me on that."

NY70731 - "You need two more gazelles."

NY70732 - "Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."

NY70733 -"Please listen carefully to the available options."

NY70734 - GUCCI, GUCCI, GUCCI.

NY70735 - "What kind of mischief are you into now?"

NY70737 - "I love this town!"

NY70738 - "It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

NY70740 - "He's a working dog, but I don't know what he does."

NY70741 - "The machine's done something really weird to Mr. Hendrickson."

NY70742 - "Who gets Meals on Wheels."

NY70743 - "Today's lesson is about targets of opportunity."

NY70745 - "I say one or the other. But leopardskin and heels is too much."

NY70746 - "As I get older, I find I rely more and more on these sticky notes to remind me."

NY70747 - "I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

NY70748 - "It's kittens."

NY70749 - "Wow - your blood pressure is impressive."

NY70750 - "I brought out the grill and Henry, but I haven't uncovered them yet."

NY70751 - "Oh, baby, hot caramel? You're going to dip me in hot caramel? I'll be right over."

NY70754 - "I guess we'd be considered a family. We're living together, we love each other, and we haven't eaten the children yet."

NY70755 - "Read the card! Read the card!"

NY70756 - "Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

NY70758 - "I didn't go to the office today. I went to the zoo."

NY70760 - "Suprise!"

NY70762 - "Why do you think you cross the road?"

NY70763 - "Sometimes a lick on the ears is just a lick on the ears - it doesn't always mean that all I'm interested in is sex."

NY70766 - "Woulda, coulda, shoulda. Next!"

NY70772 - "Wear the leopard-print underwear."

NY70773 - "Look what they did to her! We should be thankful they only had us spayed."

NY70774 - "Is that an inflatable sea horse, or are you just glad to see me?"

NY70776 - "Know what I think?" "Of course."

NY70777 - "Totally naked except for my socks. How 'bout yourself?"

NY70778 - "Hey, it's not a race."

NY70779 - "So this is where the magic happens."

NY70781 - "Well, then, it's unanimous."

NY70783 - "Congratulations. You have the skills we're looking for, and you'll just fill a cubicle."

NY70784 - "I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference."

NY70785 - HEY! EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKES.

NY70786 - "Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

NY70787 - "I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

NY70789 - "Has it ever occured to anyone that if we stopped wearing these damned skirts we wouldn't have to march off to defend our manhood every five minutes?"

NY70790 - "Did you ever have one of those days when you felt you would never be soft and fluffy again?"

NY70791 - ARMED RESPONSE

NY70792 - "You have nice legs."

NY70793 - "Have your people get in touch with my people."

NY70794 - "I won't lie. There have been other pussycats."

NY70795 - "I was under the impression that the sex we were having was recreational!"

NY70796 - "No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

NY70797 - "Here's that bird you used to see when you were drunk"

NY70798 - "But when she got there, the cupboard was bare, and so the poor dog had none."

NY70799 - "I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

NY70800 - "I was eight, too, until the number crunchers got hold of me."

NY70801 - "After we have sex but before I kill you, I'm going to need your help with some shelves."

NY70802 - "You keep him busy while I go for help."

NY70803 - "So call the smoke police."

NY70804 - "Shall we join the ladies?."

NY70805 - "I can't wait till I'm old enough to dress myself."

NY70806 - "There goes one strange cow."

NY70807 - "Don't tell Noah about the vasectomy."

NY70808 - "It's a thongbird."

NY70809 - "He's his own best friend."

NY70810 - "What I really hate is knowing that I'm doing this exactly the way my mother did."

NY70811 - "I actually know more commands than I respond to."

NY70812 - "They rubbed my tummy, chief - I told them everything."

NY70813 - "Bear in mind that we just bought string bikinis."

NY70814 - "Well, I'll be darned. They had just walked away."

NY70815 - "I'm into whole grains and long dirt baths, and I'm looking for someone who's not afraid to cross the road."

NY70816 - "Some genetic engineers we turned out to be."

NY70817 - "I know it's illogical, but I feel guilty about wearing a fur coat these days."

NY70818 - "Be careful, Darlene. He's wearing a ring."

NY70819 - "I would like to thank my owners, my trainer, my jockey, and everyone in my stable, without whom my victory would not have been possible."

NY70820 - "Not only do you look marvellous but all of you looks the same age."

NY70821 - "Bacon, Lettuce & Tomato - how can I help you?"

NY70822 - "Is it mating season already?"

NY70823 - "Woof, woof, to coin a phrase."